Guido is fond of attributing various unfortunate incidents to Gordon ‘Jonah’ Brown.
How long before Boris Johnson becomes Boris Jinxson?
Mind you, Hazel Blears having a pop at the Tories is like being savaged by a bin-end ball of wool harvested from the arse-end of a sheep on life-support whose doctor is Harold Shipman.
A small image for you all.
And animated in Flash with sound. “Greed is good”. (I think you can guess the sound file I’ve used (with a little added background noise).
btw - some may have noticed my frequency (and, I think, quality) of posting has declined recently.
I’m afraid I’ll be posting at a much reduced level for the time being but intend to continue with my stuff for Channel 4 News.
I’m not off to work on a secret project or creating a big animation - nothing like that.
I’m just going to try to focus on keeping a few promises I’ve made and getting some decent paying work that may help me keep on doing a little of this as a sideline.
I’m also hoping to eventually start on a proper (personal and non-political) image with crayons/ink/chubby felt-tip pens on real-life paper/canvas which I’ve been meaning to do for some time.
To all regular visitors and commenters, many thanks for visiting.
This week’s Channel 4 News animation. I suppose the turn of events at Wimbledon now reduce the topicality of this but I was happy to get this away on C4 News website the morning after Murray’s 5 set win at Wimbledon.
btw - on the wallpapers page I linked to an older version of the David Blunkett image. That’s now been fixed and two sizes of the image are now available.
I’ve started to populate the wallpapers page on the site.
Sizes are all over the place as some images don’t scale up too well and I haven’t got round to doing alternative sizes on others.
If there are images you want as wallpapers or different standard sizes, let me know and I’ll see what I can do.
Wallpaper button is on the top menu under the masthead or click HERE.
Update :
The new Channel 4 News pseudo-animation is now live HERE.
Another T-shirt.
As someone who is pre-occupied with certain numbers, the order in which I complete tasks and who frequently takes up to half an hour to leave the flat after triple (and more) checking the most ridiculous things, I thought I might allow the general public to share at least one of my anxieties.
Sealed vinyl/light textured print on various colour shirts. No mark-up for a little while and all the good delivery stuff that I mentioned in my earlier post.
Click HERE or on the image.
Just messing.
New image (series) for Channel 4 News later.
EDIT - The animation is now live here.
edit - the design has passed the ridiculously strict guidelines and mine is on its way.
As the years progress, my golden locks of hair are fast dissappearing, meaning I can save money by giving the hairdresser a miss and either trimming my remaining follicles down to the wood or, if feeling energetic, go for a run when my hair literally becomes fly-away. Sometimes a bloke in the pub may do me a favour and just blow on my head and make a wish, although picking hair from the top of my pint becomes a bit of a pain.
To celebrate being able to pick up Sky News and digital radio using just my head as an aerial, I’ve produced a T-Shirt which, if so inclined, you may wish to purchase for yourself, maybe a past leader of The Conservative Party (and soon the present one) or perhaps a previous Scottish hard-man-of-many-job-titles Labour Party enforcer.
I’m taking no commission for a week or so but will add a couple of quid soon.
The shirt is printed using a flock print which is incredibly robust - NOT transfer printing.
Delivery is usually withing one working week (for me in London anyway) but I’ve had deliveries much quicker.
If you buy one or two shirts, these can usually make it through the letterbox with no problem, so no waiting in for a delivery.
There are various colours and quality of shirts to choose from, some under a tenner (exc. delivery).
